Revenge is a dish best served room temperature
The deadliest assassin on the Robinhood Chain is a dog in a yellow tracksuit who has never once checked the chart. He drew the blade. He forgot why. He is just a chill guy.
The vow
The most dangerous thing in the room is the one that isn't in a hurry.
Every other token on the chain is screaming. Charts, countdowns, a founder doing eleven spaces a day. KillChill does not scream. KillChill walks in wearing the tracksuit, takes one look at the order book, and sits down.
That is the whole thesis, and it is also the whole product. No presale and no partnership announcements written by somebody's cousin. The creator gets exactly two things, both visible on-chain: the first buy on the launch block, and a 70% share of the pool fee.
One fee, not a tax
No tax is written into the token. Trades pay the pool's 1% fee, split 70% creator, 30% protocol.
The supply is the supply
One billion tokens, fixed at launch by the pons factory. Nothing mints later.
Liquidity locked
The pool locks automatically at deploy. It is not ours to pull, and it never was.
Native to Robinhood Chain
Launched through pons on chain 4663. Every token there trades against WETH in its own pool.
Hanzo steel
Launched through pons on Robinhood Chain. Fixed supply, locked pool, one fee. Here is the spec sheet — read it before you swing it.
| Name | KillChill |
|---|---|
| Ticker | $KILLCHILL |
| Launchpad | pons |
| Chain | Robinhood Chain · 4663 |
| Pairs against | WETH |
| Total supply | 1,000,000,000 |
| Supply | Fixed at launch |
| Token tax | None |
| Pool fee | 1% per trade |
| Fee split | 70% creator / 30% protocol |
| Liquidity | Locked at launch |
| Graduation | 4.2 ETH |
Where the 1% goes
Every trade pays a 1% pool fee — there is no tax on top of it. That single fee splits three ways.
Creator rewards accrue inside the locked position and can be claimed at any time. The protocol's 30% is itself split 80/20: buybacks of PONS sent to the burn address, and running costs.
0x0000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Placeholder. Swap in the deployed address before launch — and verify it against the pinned post before you buy anything.
The chill list five
Five names on a napkin. Two are already crossed off. There is no quarter-by-quarter roadmap because a roadmap is just a list that lost its nerve.
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01
O-RenCrossed off
Deploy on Robinhood Chain, renounce ownership, burn the LP.
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02
VernitaCrossed off
Contract verified on the explorer and audited by an independent reviewer.
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03
BuddIn the yard
10,000 holders and the Volume 1 sticker pack in every group chat on the chain.
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04
ElleNext
First centralized listing, plus a price feed the charting sites actually pick up.
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05
BillSomeday
Volume 2. The part where the dog sits down on the porch and does absolutely nothing, forever.
Stills from Volume 1
Five point palm buying technique
Five steps. The fifth one is the hard one.
Get a wallet
Any EVM wallet works. Write the seed phrase on paper and never type it into a website, including this one.
Add the chain
Robinhood Chain, chain ID 4663, RPC rpc.mainnet.chain.robinhood.com.
Bridge some gas
Every pons token trades against WETH, so ETH is what you need on the other side. Keep a little spare for gas.
Swap for $KILLCHILL
Buy on pons, or in any app that reads the pool. Paste the address above yourself — never one a stranger sends you.
Do nothing
Close the tab. Go outside. The tracksuit does not check the chart and neither should you.
Questions at the counter
Short answers, because the long ones are usually a red flag.
What actually is this?
A meme token launched through pons on Robinhood Chain, with a dog in a yellow tracksuit on the front. It is a joke, a logo, and a fixed supply of one billion. There is no product behind it, no yield, and no revenue — anyone telling you otherwise is selling something.
Why the Robinhood Chain?
It is an EVM chain (ID 4663), so the wallets you already use work. pons launches fixed-supply tokens there into their own locked pools, which is a plainer set of rules than most launchpads offer.
Is there a team allocation?
No treasury and no vesting schedule — pons does not offer one. The whole billion goes into the pool at launch. The creator's position is the initial buy made on the launch block, plus creator rewards that accrue from the 1% pool fee and can be claimed from the locked position at any time. All of it is on-chain.
Who is the chill guy?
A dog who owns one tracksuit and one sword and has never once been in a rush. He is not affiliated with any film studio, and neither are we — the influence is affectionate and entirely unofficial.
What does “graduation” mean?
pons marks a token as graduated once 4.2 ETH of liquidity is reached. That is all it is — a threshold being confirmed. Nothing migrates, no new pool opens, and trading carries on exactly where it was.
How do I avoid getting rugged by a fake?
Copy the contract address from this page or the pinned post, paste it in yourself, and check that the token you receive matches it exactly. Fake tickers are the oldest trick on any chain.